Ha! The feeling is mutual, dear.
I enjoy anyone who loves a good party.

You’ll find you have yet another thing to be impressed by, sweetheart. I’d be more than happy to demonstrate.
That’s me, pet.
Again, charming! Maybe we should try a little humility? Humbleness? Those words sound familiar?

Oh my god um what was I saying? Oh yeah..right. How can I love someone I don’t understand?
That’s the beauty of it my friend! Makes you wanna know what it’s all about.

It’d be my absolute pleasure. It’s a gift of mine, you know. I can convert anyone. Your taste in men will never be the same again.
If I agreed with ya there, then it would spoil ‘em.
Wanna bet? I’m interested to see your talent in action.

Ah a man of many mysteries?
It’s alright. Some women ain’t born with the innate ability to appreciate it. They just need a bit of help’s all. Now you’ve gotten a peek, though, you won’t be able to resist.
I dunno why that surprises everyone, but it does.
And I’m sure you’ll help me along since I’m lacking this innate ability you speak of.

I’m sure you’re full of surprises.
So far so good. Once I get to the bar, everything will be better.
I’ll drink to that.

You don’t have to understand us, you just have to love us.

I’m what they call ‘filthy attractive’. Women love it.
I should fucking hope so. If you’re society’s definition of ugly then I obviously need to rethink my life.
Ah, well I’m glad you cleared that one up for me!

Maybe I spoke too soon, you really do have a way with words.








