A place where everyone can see me?

maddiedreson:

Ha! The feeling is mutual, dear.

I enjoy anyone who loves a good party.

Wooh!

martin-hunter:

You’ll find you have yet another thing to be impressed by, sweetheart. I’d be more than happy to demonstrate.

That’s me, pet.

Again, charming! Maybe we should try a little humility? Humbleness? Those words sound familiar?

This is why I will never understand girls….

iainwaxford:

Oh my god um what was I saying? Oh yeah..right. How can I love someone I don’t understand? 

That’s the beauty of it my friend! Makes you wanna know what it’s all about.

Wooh!

martin-hunter:

It’d be my absolute pleasure. It’s a gift of mine, you know. I can convert anyone. Your taste in men will never be the same again.

If I agreed with ya there, then it would spoil ‘em.

Wanna bet? I’m interested to see your talent in action.

Ah a man of many mysteries? 

A place where everyone can see me?

maddiedreson:

Sounds like a plan.

I like you already.

Wooh!

martin-hunter:

It’s alright. Some women ain’t born with the innate ability to appreciate it. They just need a bit of help’s all. Now you’ve gotten a peek, though, you won’t be able to resist.

I dunno why that surprises everyone, but it does.

And I’m sure you’ll help me along since I’m lacking this innate ability you speak of.

I’m sure you’re full of surprises.

A place where everyone can see me?

maddiedreson:

So far so good. Once I get to the bar, everything will be better.

I’ll drink to that.

This is why I will never understand girls….

iainwaxford:

You don’t have to understand us, you just have to love us.

Wooh!

martin-hunter:

I’m what they call ‘filthy attractive’. Women love it.

I should fucking hope so. If you’re society’s definition of ugly then I obviously need to rethink my life.

Ah, well I’m glad you cleared that one up for me!

Maybe I spoke too soon, you really do have a way with words.